Dear Sir, with due respect...

Dear Sir,

This is an open letter to all those ass hole bosses (esp this one, you now who) who think that if they are handling a team they have somehow got a right over their sub-ordinates that they can treat them in anyway they can or want. You may think it in your head, but we are not your bitches & I for sure ain't gonna take this shit no more, Dear Sir, with due respect!

You might feel orgasmic in some ways when you shout at one of us poor souls thinking you are doing some major nuclear shit, but all you are doing is soothing yourself by thinking about your imaginary clit and your finger rubbing it hard, 'coz lets face it, you don't have balls, Dear Sir. I mean I hope that made it clear that you don't have a dick, by which way you are no man, Sir. You are just an imbecile SOB. I wonder just a month back you pretty confidently asked me if I knew about your past, I din't know and for lord almighty, I do not even want to go there Sir. Haven't heard anything good from anywhere in this globe (atleast wherever I know people), and you speak of your equity. Well, if it opens your eyes pls let me tell you, Dear Sir, every fucking helpless bastard in your team has got pretty mouthful to say to you. You talk of equity which is built on lies. At least I can run down on half your things and prove you are just a Sham. You may have gathered contacts, yes, it is expected of you at this stage of your career, but Sir, come on, all that is just on face value. I hope & really wish these so called shareholders of your personal equity do not get to know about any of your fradulent claims that you make. Otherwise your stock will probably fall even further down that dirty drain, in which you claim some of us might be trying to get into Just coz, you know, we are not serious about our careers (according to you alone). And then you talk about our equity and even have audacity to lie about us on our faces. WOW!!

You always say you fighting a lone battle for all of us. Oh please, who do you think we are, hand made sand carvings that we will just break if not for you. We were sailing pretty smoothly before you came along. Never on calm waters, neither on a cruise, but we were sailing, or lets just say floating. But no, you sir, came & changed the entire dynamics. Instead of, may be, hitching a new ride, you jumped on with us and soon started digging holes. Now since you felt that wasn't enough, you started to make a plan to slowly kill the captain of the ship. Its been years now, that captain got down off the boat and they have sailed to higher seas, but no Dear Sir no, you are still on about how they suddenly out of the blue started putting bullet holes in the boat they were on while there were many still riding. You keep saying we needed captain like them, yes would beg to agree to here. You are right for a change and for only about this. Yes, that captain was better. They may have been pretty highly ranked guys but they were managing the show somehow or the other but it has been down slide since you took over. Hell, it became bumpy ride even before you took over the reigns, that's how your presence affected all of us. I will jump into shark tank and won't even blink if there is one more passenger who will even imply to not to agree with me, forget about even saying it.

Lets c, I have done nothing in last many years (as per your claims, which have been going on for many more years). Dear Sir, can you pls let me (or us) know where do you eat your shit from. Seriously dude, you are high on some mighty shitty dope. Lets not even talk about last few years. Lets just talk about last one year. I did something, YES I DID, my portfolio did not de-grow, but you still keep playing your old fucking rack of cassette in same shitty stereo of yours, that I did nothing. Dear Sir, with all due respect again, lets talk about your fav guy for whom you are trying tooth & nail to get something done for. The one who, (Lord pardon me for saying this), dint even know how to spell RTGS till sometime back (Yes Sir you heard that right, he used to mention just R, just a Caps fucking Lock R in the mails). That poor soul was surprised to know I did something. It took him few seconds to get back & ask me again are you serious. And I said yes sir, sure I am. Don't worry I am not gonna go & screw it for you. You pls go ahead and take the hikes, the bonuses, the promotions. I have never asked for it, I will never ask for it. Well at least one thing I know for sure than probably all others, to stay in AUKAAT and for sure to be just quite when YOU are presiding over judge & jury's seat. I would even agree to all that but you really go below the belt when you start with your I WAS GREAT BACK IN DAYS AND YOU ALL ARE EATING OF WHAT I SOW. I mean seriously WTF!!! Once again, I really wanna meet your dealer, pls. I have never tried marijuana or any other drugs, but I really wanna do it this time just to know. I am sure there is this or you are an abso-fucking-lutely a pshycopath.

Lets talk about our day to day business. We are NOT your friends. No sir. We are NOT your bothers (Hell No, for sure). No Sir, with due respect of course. So try and give us one of your another shitty pep talks by saying all that, while behind everybody's back you pick n choose your prey for the day and just go for the kill. Let me tell you, you asshole. In an open jungle when tigers/lions go for a kill they also follow the prey for sometime to find it in a best place to kill and then pounce on them, but you sir probably are one those cowards, who likes to attack from behind. Don't travel, don't claim, dont expense, dont fucking shit without asking you. Are you for real!! You claim in front of others you are the best, you have been shameless in saying that in front of everyone while we are around and sadly we always noded, forget about giving an inch of gratitude you just even cant keep quite. Hell, someone would have done a favor for you in the morning will fall prey to your shit by EOD. How is that even possible is Beyond Me..!! Hell, I still remember when you used to say that we need to tell others that this happened because of you. WTF!! & you talk about being the one doing something for us while all along we are the ones doing and cleaning your shit..

We were always a bucket with a hole at bottom trying to hold it together but no Sir, you wanted the hole to look bigger, hell you wanted this whole shit at another level and then somehow magically close it. Just look at what you have done you fucking moron. We never understand why the shit never goes into your head. Are you fucking blind, or may be deaf for sure. If both of them are working all right I am sure the only case we are left with, is, you Dear Sir, again with all due respect, are mentally retarded. You cant take a joke, you cant have a healthy conversation without making it go south & into a shit-hole, hell you cant even take an off duty curricular activity lightly. You have managed to fucking shit on that also. Well done, Dear Sir, A Salute on One Leg!

Lets come to you latest fav these days. The guy who suddenyl seem to have taken the WORLD BY STORM and who you think have done wonders in couple of months while I couldn't do in fucking ages. I would agree on that but at least explain this to me, who in the hell takes a food away from an already poor soul and gives it to new bloke who has come full and may not be hungry. Yes Sir, I know you conspired with (your other illiterate fav), I knew it from day one. Well let me not blame you there, probably my fault. I should have been more blunt, but I just spoke only once & did not even refute. May lord forgives me for this, he knows and I know, I regret it, every day. Dear Sir, you claim he knows certain set of ppl, but how does he know them, is never a mention. Wait wait, you won't want to hear that, would you now? you change your stance every fucking second. Hell you don't even remember what you said to same person within a span of few minutes how do we expect you to remember anything worthy of noticing about us, when you already have a head filled with shit & horse's semen. You psycho-mentally-retarded-blind fucktard.

Your fav dialogue these days, wake up, high time. Well I am putting you on a notice, Dear Sir. Its a challenge, and may lord gives me strength and shows me some mercy, I will be out of sight, your hearings and everywhere. May our paths never cross in any life again. Chow..!! May you keep prospering in the world of lies you have so SMARTLY built up for you and may the guys who are sucking your dick day in & day out remain on growth trajectory too. Take Care You Chut..!! What a Cunt of highest Level...

#EndofRant. #PeaceOut.